Eurovision Your Decision - Review

By Jude

Sometimes, going into a show blindly can lead to pleasant surprises. Unfortunately, in this case, going in with very different expectations resulted in an uncomfortable viewing experience of Eurovision Your Decision—one marked by 14 musical numbers and a restless countdown to the interval, which offered the first opportunity for a discreet exit from the Royal Vauxhall Tavern.

The concept is straightforward: recreate iconic Eurovision performances while leaning into crude humour, camp sensibilities, and intentionally low-budget aesthetics. Marketed as a mix of parody and cabaret, the execution leans more toward mockery than affectionate tribute. The cabaret element, while promised, lacks the polish and sophistication some may be expecting.

For those unfamiliar with Eurovision—or without a background in British or European culture—the show offers little in the way of accessible entry. That said, the audience on the night appeared to be thoroughly enjoying themselves. Many with prior knowledge of the songs clapped, sang along, and embraced the irreverence with genuine delight. While it didn’t land for us, it was clearly a hit with fans who were more in tune with the references and humour. A deep understanding of Eurovision history and a strong appreciation for British and European humour seems essential to fully grasp the rapid-fire references and gags that underpin the production.

An interactive segment allowing the audience to vote on their favourite act via QR code added a clever layer of engagement, following the interval the audience can enjoy viewing the live results from the vote.

For fans of rowdy, irreverent nights out in packed taverns—complete with bawdy humour, drag energy, and DIY charm—Eurovision Your Decision may well be the perfect outing. For others, especially those new to the Eurovision phenomenon, it may be more puzzling than entertaining.

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